Lost and Found
Lost:
Sense of humility, proper assessment of ability. Last seen somewhere between Canmore, AB and the belay atop first pitch of Whitemans Falls.
Lost:
Pair of balls. Last seen between 2nd and 3rd screw, pitch 2.
Lost:
Dignity, pride, ego. Last seen between 3rd and 4th screw, pitch 2.
Beer if returned to owner.
Found:
Abject terror, reality, shame. Found at new v-thread at junction of giant mushroom of doom and scary-hollow pillar.
Sissy;)
At least now you know your alive. Love to take it to the edge on a hollow pillar. Will it fall yes no yes no with every hit made it I see.